Monday, August 18, 2014

The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride - 2014

What would happen if two era’s or cultures converged on the same day, everywhere?  Mark your calendars because on the last Sunday of September a growing number (currently 46 countries) of dapper gents and elegant ladies will be donning their snappiest wares. Upon so doing, they shall henceforth motor themselves across the countryside on their metallic steeds.  Yes lads and lasses, I infer to a time when gentleman were chivalrous and ladies were championed by such men.  On 28 September 2014 all will be dressed accordingly as they converge in a global event.  Now imagine a collection of mechanized sculpture, forged into hooliganesque steeds of legend and glory.  Bring them together and you have the Distinguished Gentleman's Ride.

The Distinguished Gentlemen Ride 2013, Los Alamos Ride
Why do it?... what does it accomplish? A simple answer is, “because we can.”  More so, it is because we are raising awareness and research funding to battle prostate cancer.  Statistically, prostate cancer affects 1 in 6 men and roughly 500,000 gentlemen will loose this battle in a given year. Therefor when I say, “Because we can,” there is a much broader meaning.  We ride to make a difference.  We ride to support those fighting the battle.  We ride to honor those who are with us only in spirit.  So yes, We ride “because we can.”  What else do we accomplish?  We make new friends and spread merriment along the way.  Joyously purposeful… I dare say it doesn’t get much better than that.


Here on the Central Coast of California we will once again assemble for jaunt through the countryside. It will be a short ride but hopefully one with a big effect and there will be plenty to see.  Please join us in this challenge to make a difference by donating to a rider or a team.

If you are one of those dapper folk with a vintage, bobber, café or related 2/3-wheel steed please sign-up and join our cause. For those who would rather ride with us in the virtual realm, please donate if you can.

Click HERE to donate to the Sidetrak’n Team.



Thank You! …In advance from Distinguished Gentleman and the ladies they champion worldwide. Tally ho! --jp



Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Recollections to Rockets.

Twenty years ago I worked for a Colonel and at his first commanders call (kind of like a team pep-rally) he jokingly said the only thing he knew about the launch business was to put the rocket on the pad pointy end up and light the bottom.   He laughed and then said to the group, “seriously that’s why YOU are here.  You make this happen.” He was right about one thing, well actually a couple things, the rocket does in-fact go on the pad pointy end up and the people around him were the ones that made the thing work.

Times have changed and responsibilities have shifted but regardless of who wields the wrench, the result is the same thing; pointy end up-light the bottom.  After being involved with 170+ launch campaigns, I can say (with fervor) that it never gets old, regardless of the role.

The allure of the rocket business caught me like many kids that grew up drinking Tang during the Apollo Program.  Space-enthusiasm was everywhere, from TV shows like “I Dream of Genie” to the names of cars, i.e. Galaxy, Vega and Nova just to name a few.  It just seemed like that was where we were going and there would be no stopping.  I remember having a plastic Saturn V with a lunar excursion model that would separate the capsule via two springs.  I would reach escape velocity in the yard and give the command to jettison the capsule. Next stop the moon… and then where?

As a kid in the Appalachian Mountains we didn’t have cable TV or fancy suburban sidewalks, so exposure to the subject was pretty much a headline story from the single channel on a black and white television.  My mom encouraged my interest allowing me to sleep in front of the TV any time an Apollo Mission was in progress.  She said it was history and that I was witnessing one of man’s greatest achievements.   We walked outside and looked up at the moon and with a tone of amazing appreciation she commented about how brave man where on it’s surface looking back at Earth.  She was glad she lived to see it and she wanted me to appreciate the moment.  She was fighting her own challenge with cancer and died before the program ended.  In a strange way, I’m glad she lived to see it and died believing it was just the first step for man.  She never had to see the enthusiasm wane.

After she died, I went to live with my Dad, which meant basically a new reality.  Two very important things happened that year.  First was a science teacher that was just one of the coolest guys I had ever met.  He introduced me to model rockets.  He would loan us his catalog and if we wanted to buy something he would collect the money and go to the big city and buy everything for us.  Once a month we would have launch day in the grass behind the school.  We didn’t have a fancy pad like in the catalog or even an electrical starter.  He simply stuck the launch rod in the dirt, slid the rocket into place and started the engine with cannon fuse.  He was cool. 

The other significant thing that happened was a trip to the Kennedy Space Center.  Wow! I got to see a Saturn V in person.  HOLY!!!@##@$^$!!!! Everything was so big. I was in awe.  Next we got a tour of the VAB by a lady astronaut- Sally Ride. She explained how they were preparing for the first Space Shuttle to arrive and begin the next great chapter in human space exploration.  While the shuttle program was a tremendous achievement it can be argued that (along with many factors) it lacked the same sense of exploration demonstrated by Apollo-a point to point destination.

Many years passed and I once again found myself immersed in the subject matter.  After arriving at Vandenberg as a missile maintenance troop I was shocked to find out that there was no museum program and no astronomical observatory.  Seriously, I thought that everyone must be interested in this stuff at Space Command base…right? Well not so much.  What I found was a dedicated group of individuals, and a lot of folks that only worried about their specific task and not the macro of the subject matter.  That’s when I started beating the bushes to try and get a museum program up and running. 

I was not the first to try the idea but previous attempts would just loose momentum and die.  Once learning this, I was determined to find ways to approach the problem that would not require a linear decision.  If a singular decision could make it succeed, it could also make it disappear.  Taking a lesson from the early space pioneers about finding simple solutions and not putting all of your eggs in one basket, I set out to learn, preserve and share their story. 

I am forever indebted to my friends for their support and hard work to make some herculean efforts seem commonplace. A few simple examples: over a period of months,Ted Silver and I hauled several tons of grass and ice plant from the surface of the parking lot and the access roads.  Perception is reality; Ray Riggens and his wife helped me tape over rust holes so that we could paint surfaces and make it seem more “doable” to certain naysayers in leadership.  Truth be told, I am also indebted to those naysayers because their obstinacy literally fueled my resolve and still does. 

There is another group of dedicated folk that inspire this program as well.  They are equally passionate about the subject and have challenged me to find answers along the way.  Why save such stories? Who cares- well, authors like Dwayne Day, Neil Sheehan and my good friend Joe Page just to name a few. They have shown that there is demand for this story.  Researchers like Jonathan McDowell, Dwayne Day, Tom Maultsby, Sheila McCarthy, and Roy McCullough prove that this isn’t just about story telling but storytelling with purpose that can provide tools for current projects and ways to look ahead. None of the current museum story would have happened if it were not for one simple thank you letter from Dr. Jonathan McDowell.  His letter was validation. 


Regardless of what the future holds for the program, I can say with all honesty that I believe it continues to make a difference.  Has it become the program I envisioned? No, not even close. Times have changed, as did the momentum.  However, I do believe that it has planted a few seeds and provided a glimpse into another time and more importantly another “way”.  A way that isn’t afraid.  A way that is hungry for a challenge to produce something that matters.  A way that by it’s very existence defines itself and stands on its own merit.  A way that doesn’t have to make excuses or be defined by something or somebody outside of itself for some perceived fashionability.  After all, shouldn’t we all be striving to say that?  Perhaps then we won’t need labels to identify differences that marginalize people and their ideals. Maybe if we can get over ourselves we can truly reach our potential and be worthy to travel the deep sky.  I hope to see you out there.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Helmets, Sidecars, BBQ and Full Body Armor

Hank Hank at the SLO Motorcycle Classic, Oct 2012
A couple of years ago I was at a vintage motorcycle show and became instant buddies with a crazy Scotsman named Hank.  Hank is always willing to participate in sidecar events and always supporting what people are doing.  Brother Hank is one of the official Sidetrak’n Cosmonutz as well as an official Distinguished Gentleman.  So it was my pleasure to ride up and participate in his event, Sidecars, BBQ and Full Body Armor.

Any day on a sidecar is a good day, some better than others but all are just simply good times.  Sidecar days are even better when you can share with your friends and better still when you make new friends in the process.

Hank put together a great afternoon of activities with two BBQ grills going full tilt by midmorning, two Scalextrics Slot car racing tracks complete with electric sidecars as well as a dirt track to demo one of his bikes and of course the afternoon blind sidecar slalom.  
There were folks that rode in from as far away as San Jose as well as Monterey and Paso Robles.  For me it was a nice 120km (each way) ride on the California Central Coast.


The slot car races were full-contact no rules Mad Max style racing.  Given these parameters I had to devote the appropriate resources and build a competition Gobi slot-sidecar.  Again racing is racing and this is serious stuff so I tuned my miniature hack as any good competitor would.  Christie gave me a hard time for cheating but I told her it wasn’t possible to cheat since there weren’t any rules and then promptly bumped her out if the way…lol. 

How do you hot rod a slot car?  Well, I took it apart and coated all of the moving parts with dry silicon.  Ha!...it worked like a charm.  The old camo Gobi would lap the others easily in two and half laps.  Boom! That just happened.  Yeah yeah I know they are just slot cars but it was still pretty funny.  The hardest part was keeping it on the track! After all, physics are still physics regardless of the size of the sidecar. 

OK, so now on to real track. The slalom was a load of fun and I suppose its only fair payback to have the monkey in control for a change.  Its funny because I never really thought about it before but now I have a better understanding why a few of my friends don’t want to monkey because they have to be in control. 

To clear up any confusion, blind sidecar slalom isn’t a figure of speech but a literal description of the challenge.  First you form a team, having a trustworthy monkey with good communication skills is the most important factor in this low speed death-defying mechanical adventure.  Then as the pilot you have to take a big bite of humble pie (did someone say pie? —sorry I digress—pie is for later), precede to the start, then don your blackout glasses, ease out the clutch, take your time and LISTEN to what your monkey tells you. 
When you roll off the starting line you will take left and right commands (from your monkey) to safely navigate through the course in both directions without (hopefully) hitting any cones.   It’s kind of like getting a pilots instrument rating without having any instruments. Seriously it’s tremendously disorienting but good for a laugh. 


After copious amount of BBQ, pie and a good sunburn everyone started winding down and shuffling home.  Taking with them kind gifts from our host and an afternoon of fond memories.
Steve and Hank agreeing that next year
Steve will have a hack as well--hint hint